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Official Target Restroom Concerns

I don't watch the news as often as I used to, what with all the laundry and volunteering I'm always doing, but this thing about public restrooms caught my eye. I need to speak up on the issue because I am worried about our population. I'm worried about the overwhelming misinformation. I am worried that so many… Continue reading Official Target Restroom Concerns

distractions, esophageal stricture, health, iv's, lunch, milkshakes, needles, pumpkin cheesecake, randomness, salads, shenanigans, truth

thoughts on eating real food when i’ve had nothing but jello

Raise your hand if you've had a colonoscopy. First of all: shame on you! Do you even know your family history of colon cancer? It's a painless procedure! You could have little polyps in there and HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW?! How old are you? Isn't it time? Second of all (for the rest of… Continue reading thoughts on eating real food when i’ve had nothing but jello

distractions, hey look a squirrel, hijinks, imaginary friends, old pop culture references, screen time, shenanigans, silliness, tomfoolery

KLG is my spirit animal

I love me some Kathie Lee. I've been turning on the ol' boob tube in the mornings now that my girls are in school and I find myself adoring Kathie Lee Gifford more and more every time I watch her. Check out this gem from this morning:     Isn't she the best? I know… Continue reading KLG is my spirit animal

distractions, heat, hey look a squirrel, houston, humidity, open letters, randomness, shenanigans, silliness, suburbs

An Open Letter to Mosquitoes

Dear Mosquitoes: I am writing to inform you I am extremely disappointed in your recent behavior. Despite our lifelong feud, I have made every effort to make our coexistence easier. I have tried to ignore you hoping you would, in turn, ignore me. Not only did that not work, but it's resulted in some of… Continue reading An Open Letter to Mosquitoes