and then I was pooped on

What follows is a long story about our spring break last week. Skip to the end for links to posts from last week with discount codes you may have missed. Quit reading all together if the female body and all its wonders make you queasy.  ************************************ We didn’t have big plans for spring break this […]

BREAKING: I still have no idea what I’m doing

Really, though: the degree to which I have no idea what I’m doing cannot be overstated. And if you are starting to scroll down to find the rest of the story to decode what I’m talking about, you can stop now. There is no rest of the story. The whole story is I am making […]

thoughts on eating real food when i’ve had nothing but jello

Raise your hand if you’ve had a colonoscopy. First of all: shame on you! Do you even know your family history of colon cancer? It’s a painless procedure! You could have little polyps in there and HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW?! How old are you? Isn’t it time? Second of all (for the rest of […]

chai tea & tai chi

I look forward to days the kids have off from school. I like the break in the routine. Plus I get to sleep later. But two days off from school? A four-day-weekend randomly placed in February? I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that. Friday was fine. Fridays off are always fine. Also […]

No, I didn’t have candy corn for breakfast

It was a rough weekend. Really it started going downhill last week. I woke up last Monday with a busted blood vessel in my eye (thanks, Allergies). I look like I’ve been in a fight or an accident. Honestly, my skin was breaking out last week like whoa, so really I looked like a drug addict. […]