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thoughts on eating real food when i’ve had nothing but jello

Raise your hand if you've had a colonoscopy. First of all: shame on you! Do you even know your family history of colon cancer? It's a painless procedure! You could have little polyps in there and HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW?! How old are you? Isn't it time? Second of all (for the rest of… Continue reading thoughts on eating real food when i’ve had nothing but jello

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chai tea & tai chi

I look forward to days the kids have off from school. I like the break in the routine. Plus I get to sleep later. But two days off from school? A four-day-weekend randomly placed in February? I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that. Friday was fine. Fridays off are always fine. Also… Continue reading chai tea & tai chi

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No, I didn’t have candy corn for breakfast

It was a rough weekend. Really it started going downhill last week. I woke up last Monday with a busted blood vessel in my eye (thanks, Allergies). I look like I've been in a fight or an accident. Honestly, my skin was¬†breaking out last week like whoa, so really I looked like a drug addict.… Continue reading No, I didn’t have candy corn for breakfast