distractions, esophageal stricture, health, iv's, lunch, milkshakes, needles, pumpkin cheesecake, randomness, salads, shenanigans, truth

thoughts on eating real food when i’ve had nothing but jello

Raise your hand if you’ve had a colonoscopy. First of all: shame on you! Do you even know your family history of colon cancer? It’s a painless procedure! You could have little polyps in there and HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW?! How old are you? Isn’t it time? Second of all (for the rest of you): way to go! You…

Continue Reading

pumpkin-spice-latte-no-thanks
caffeine, coffee, Cup o' the Day, current events, fall trends, houston, pumpkin cheesecake

I won’t be attending the Pumpkin Spice party

Fall is a lovely season. Not so much in Houston where fall is exactly like summer and the leaves don’t really change color, but┬áin theory fall is lovely. Fall scarves, fall boots, fall colors, fall made-up flavors that everyone obsesses about when Starbucks unleashes┬áreleases it. Lovely. Yep. I’m looking at you, Pumpkin Spice Latte. Pumpkin pie is my favorite pie.…

Continue Reading

#30DaysofThanks, growing up, home, pumpkin cheesecake, suburbs, thankful, Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving

Can I be thankful for Thanksgiving? Because it’s what I am thankful for today. Thanksgiving is the best holiday. Not just because of the pumpkin pie, but because there are no gifts, only food and hangin’ with the fam. Also mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes are awesome. Growing up, Thanksgiving was kind of chore with the figuring-out-which-parent’s-house-I’d-be-at-when and whatnot. So now…

Continue Reading