thoughts on eating real food when i’ve had nothing but jello

Raise your hand if you’ve had a colonoscopy. First of all: shame on you! Do you even know your family history of colon cancer? It’s a painless procedure! You could have little polyps in there and HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW?! How old are you? Isn’t it time? Second of all (for the rest of […]

I won’t be attending the Pumpkin Spice party

Fall is a lovely season. Not so much in Houston where fall is exactly like summer and the leaves don’t really change color, but in theory fall is lovely. Fall scarves, fall boots, fall colors, fall made-up flavors that everyone obsesses about when Starbucks unleashes releases it. Lovely. Yep. I’m looking at you, Pumpkin Spice Latte. Pumpkin […]

Thanksgiving

Can I be thankful for Thanksgiving? Because it’s what I am thankful for today. Thanksgiving is the best holiday. Not just because of the pumpkin pie, but because there are no gifts, only food and hangin’ with the fam. Also mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes are awesome. Growing up, Thanksgiving was kind of chore with the […]

Pumpkin Cheesecake, Muppets, and Football – Oh my!

I have been looking forward to Thanksgiving 2011 for MONTHS!!! Is it because of the awesome pumpkin cheesecake I had and the lovely family we shared Thanksgiving with? NO – I didn’t know that would happen. I am not actually psychic. Is it because #3 Arkansas would have a huge game to play the day […]