everything old

I am nearing the end of my 42nd¬†trip around the sun. I’m so old that the¬†clothes we wore in high school and college are pretty much what kids are wearing now. I mean, we’re talking about Trump and the Clintons, too — are we sure it’s not the 90’s? Mark Twain said: There is no […]

I’m calling BS. On everything.

I’ve tried being positive. I’ve tried taking a social media break. I’ve tried drinking more. I’ve tried drinking less. And you know what I learned? I am not the problem. All of the bullshit is the problem. So I’m breaking up with the BS. Can I just start with the internet? Like, it could have […]

floods and prince and email. oh my.

I just thought I was having a rough week when the kids were unexpectedly home from school due to flooding last week. Little did I know Prince would die, thus ending a craptastic week craptastically. I’m not going to address all my Prince feelings in this post. He gets his own post. But I am […]

I’m ready to talk about Barbie now

In 1978, or maybe it was ’79, I became the proud owner of a real Barbie doll. My Pretty Changes Barbie wore a fabulous, yellow satin jumpsuit and included accessories that allowed me to change her look. I could change her hair as well; she came with wigs. She was my prized possession. I was […]

not feeling it

I’m not feeling 2016, y’all. I’m just not. And you can’t make me so don’t even try. Honestly 2015 was kind of a crappy year for me and I’m happy to be done with it. But 2016? What’s that? It’s like the future, man. Cars should be flying. Hoverboards should be hovering. My house should […]