distractions, esophageal stricture, health, iv's, lunch, milkshakes, needles, pumpkin cheesecake, randomness, salads, shenanigans, truth

thoughts on eating real food when i’ve had nothing but jello

Raise your hand if you’ve had a colonoscopy. First of all: shame on you! Do you even know your family history of colon cancer? It’s a painless procedure! You could have little polyps in there and HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW?! How old are you? Isn’t it time? Second of all (for the rest of you): way to go! You…

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beauty pageants, milkshakes, pregnancy

Don’t touch my milkshake.

Clearly in politics these days you have to be an extremist to be accepted, but is this becoming a trend in all aspects of society? I read an article today on msnbc.com about “Mommy-rexia” – a supposed trend of mothers-to-be not gaining enough weight ON PURPOSE because they want their post-baby bodies to be like their pre-baby bodies, or something. WHAT? So…

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