distractions, esophageal stricture, health, iv's, lunch, milkshakes, needles, pumpkin cheesecake, randomness, salads, shenanigans, truth

thoughts on eating real food when i’ve had nothing but jello

Raise your hand if you’ve had a colonoscopy. First of all: shame on you! Do you even know your family history of colon cancer? It’s a painless procedure! You could have little polyps in there and HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW?! How old are you? Isn’t it time? Second of all (for the rest of you): way to go! You…

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allergies, candy, distractions, randomness, silliness, stay at home mom, suburbs, truth, wine

No, I didn’t have candy corn for breakfast

It was a rough weekend. Really it started going downhill last week. I woke up last Monday with a busted blood vessel in my eye (thanks, Allergies). I look like I’ve been in a fight or an accident. Honestly, my skin was breaking out last week like whoa, so really I looked like a drug addict. Which was super awesome because…

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distractions, hey look a squirrel, hijinks, imaginary friends, old pop culture references, screen time, shenanigans, silliness, tomfoolery

KLG is my spirit animal

I love me some Kathie Lee. I’ve been turning on the ol’ boob tube in the mornings now that my girls are in school and I find myself adoring Kathie Lee Gifford more and more every time I watch her. Check out this gem from this morning:     Isn’t she the best? I know what you’re thinking, and no,…

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distractions, heat, hey look a squirrel, houston, humidity, open letters, randomness, shenanigans, silliness, suburbs

An Open Letter to Mosquitoes

Dear Mosquitoes: I am writing to inform you I am extremely disappointed in your recent behavior. Despite our lifelong feud, I have made every effort to make our coexistence easier. I have tried to ignore you hoping you would, in turn, ignore me. Not only did that not work, but it’s resulted in some of you biting me in several…

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