Decisions: May 2013 Edition

OK. So I’ve been a little absent from the blog. I hear you. But I took that time to make some decisions and I knew you would want me to share them with you. So here you go:

1. I’m done with tornadoes. They are fired. Can we start a foundation or something to eradicate the world of these menaces? Sheesh.

2. Related: Oklahomans are OK.

3. I’m not going to Mexico on a bus.

4. I shan’t be designing teapots nor billboard ads for them.

5. I totally want to get married again just so this guy can do our wedding pics.

Bonus Decision:

Maybe I should supervise my daughter better when she eats while her tooth is quite loose…

tooth fairy note re: swallowed tooth
I highlighted the “again” because I need you to know this happened last time, too. Good times.

Comments

  1. Um, YEAH. I did mean to *you*.

  2. trillian says:

    Simple. Hilarious.