Let’s Be Bad Moms at Alamo Drafthouse

The longer I’m a mom the less I care about SO MANY things. I care about my kids, obviously, but I don’t really care about what other people think about how I parent. And that? Makes me feel like a bad mom sometimes. Which is probably ironic. But I came of age when Alanis Morisette’s […]

we aren’t taking care of each other

What in the hell is going on here? Why are police officers killing black people? Why can they not stop doing that? I don’t want to hear that I don’t know the whole story or that I don’t know what it’s like to be in a cop’s shoes. I can be both a supporter of […]

summer and time

On the second day of summer break my girls were already planning what they will pack for lunch and snack on their first day of school. In August. Why, oh WHY are they in such a hurry to have time pass? The next school year will put them in first grade and fifth grade. They are […]

This Vacuum Really Sucks {Dyson Light Ball Review}

**This is a review of the Dyson Light Ball Multi-Floor Bagless Upright Vacuum, currently sold exclusively at Walmart. The vacuum was provided to me for the purpose of my honest review.** How could I not make a suck pun when reviewing a vacuum cleaner? You do get that the title is a pun because vacuums are […]

summer is coming…

Oh happy day! Oh giggle, skip, jump! Summer is coming! Are you ready? Have you booked your camps, your trips, your classes, your vacations, your outings, your playdates, your trips to Target? Have you prepared to break up fights, get no work done, and completely lose your freaking mind? Because here’s the thing about summer “break” […]